What's a Pirate's Favourite Food? And Other Rib Ticklers…

Survey Reveals the Top Five Pirate Jokes of all Time

WINDSOR, England, June 17, 2010 - A survey carried out by LEGOLAND Windsor has identified the nation's
favourite joke, as nominated and voted on by visitors to the park's website
and official Facebook fan page.

Children were invited to submit their funniest pirate themed jokes online
to celebrate the opening of the new Pirates Landing area at the park

Eleven year old friends, Nicholas Donnelly and Jack Carter came up with
the winning joke, proving the old ones really are the best.

Q. What's a pirate's favourite food?

A. Arrrrgggghhhhhhh-tichokes

The students from William Harding Combined School in Aylesbury recorded
their efforts on a day trip to this Spring, and you can see their stand up
routine here. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6KnKYG_gE8)

LEGOLAND Windsor has compiled the top five pirate jokes of all time from
the votes cast.

    Top Five Pirate Jokes of All Time

    Q. What's a pirate's favourite food?
    A. Arrrrgggghhhhhhh-tichokes

    Q. Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep?
    A. Because he left it off the hook

    Q. What does a pirate use to blow his nose?
    A. Anchor-chiefs

    Q. Why did the pirate take up boxing?
    A. Because he had a killer left hook

    Q. What do you call a happy flag?
    A. A Jolly Roger

New attraction, Pirates Landing at LEGOLAND Windsor boasts an exciting
array of attractions featuring brand new ride the Jolly Rocker Swinging Ship,
Pirate Falls Dynamite Drench, and Pirates Training Camp, making it a great
day out for the most adventurous of families!

Sally Reynolds, Sales and Marketing Director at LEGOLAND Windsor said:
"Pirate characters have always been popular, and strangely lovable, but
Johnny Depp's Pirates of the Caribbean role carved the way for a new genre of
comedy pirate. When children across the world think of pirates they associate
them with his version of Captain Jack Sparrow. Our quest for the world's best
pirate joke embraces this humorous take on a now infamous character."

For further information or to set up an interview with the winner please
contact Jennie Cox on +44(0)207-632-4800 or email
legolandwindsor@threepipe.co.uk

For further information or to set up an interview with the winner please contact Jennie Cox on +44(0)207-632-4800 or email legolandwindsor at threepipe.co.uk